Camping Story

Tim and I were standing on a mountain looking at the northern lights when suddenly a vision of god opened the skies and said "on this night u stand before me, i grant u 3 wishes if u don't bore me." Tim was bit skid-dish but said alright what do we have to do to get these wishes?..and god said "it needs to rhyme with Timbuktu otherwise there's nothing for u" and i said, so u want a poem that rhymes with Timbuktu? and god said "yes my son, it should make me laugh before you're done." thinking of how corny the poetic god was I gave it a try after All me and Tim could use those 3 wishes. So Tim went first and said,
" far across beyond the land there was place in desert sand not far from town a mile or two, there lays a land called Timbuktu." Please God said "good job my son but it wasn't funny now make me laugh or you get nothing" so i said alright alright let me give it a go..
"Tim and I
A Camping We Went.
Met Three Girls And Slept In A Tent.
Since They Were Three And We Were Two,
I Bucked One And *Tim-Bucked-Two*"