Please forgive me =p(true story)

I'm sorry i just tried everything to make you happy

I'm sorry i stuck pigeons up your gerbils asses

I'm sorry i ran your foot over with my S.U.V.

I'm sorry i killed your crap

I'm sorry i blew your house up with my rocket launcher

yo I'm sorry of all the things i did i just wanted to make you happy

i killed all your cows for meat made a tree fort out of your house but i regret it

will you please marry me