Holiday bullsh!t
A great time of year for Hallmark and Mattel
Though don’t get me wrong, I am thankful –
God, am I ever thankful…
But if I don’t cry at your funeral,
It’s not because you mean nothing
It’s just that somewhere along the way
I misplaced my tears and you checked out
Before I could find them again
So don't you come to me in pieces
Anything worth fixing wouldn’t break in the first place.