Blonde Moment 1

My bud Lucy called me on the phone,
She said, "You should come over to my home!"

So I said sure and packed my bag,
Got in the car with my sister (what a drag),

Little did I know, my blondness would soon hit
And I would soon be proof for some blond hypocrite

We got to Lucy's house, I had only the driveway to go...
I hadn't yet slipped on the white snow.

As I looked upon the drive, in my blond confusion,
I saw what I thought must be an allusion.

My friend Lucy had painted her driveway white
I almost fell over at such a stupid sight

Then I realized, the stupid sight was I,
For it was frost, not paint, on the drive, and I sigh

Because I'm as blond as blond can be,
But that's ok - blond is me.

**Can you believe this really happened?**
*Car*