Muffins

Muffins are mean
Muffins are scary
Some muffins are even hairy
You better be careful
You better be nice
Otherwise you might have to pay the price
The muffins are coming
You better watch your back
The muffins might hack
Take caution
Be careful
The muffins are deadful
BEWARE OF THE MUFFINS
AND THE MUFFIN MAN
THEY WILL COME AND GET YOU
AND TAKE YOU AWAY