Sliced Bread

My sliced bread,
is the best loaf ever!
Better than a cabbage head!
Wait...thats Gross,
It's better than Jay Leno,
or even better than Beethoven's skill at piano!
Yeah, that's right,
my bread is tight,
it's new and fresh,
Y'all know its the best.
Its better than a clown,
or a guy named Merve.
So ya better sit down,
cuz you just got served!!!

*Only Carlee will get this one*