Pirate and Foxyblondfemme's Sliced Bread

There once was a time
When I didn't know Sliced Bread
Then I got to meet him
And this is what I said:
"You're the hottest thing I know,
You're something new to me,
This is dinner and a show...
Pirate, don't you agree?"
Pirate gave a little grin
And surely nodded her head
Opened her mouth to begin
And this is what she said:
"Cute little Sliced Bread, hot you are indeed,
You don't have a single flaw,
I think it's you I need!"
Our hearts melt when we saw
And we never found another
Cuter than Sliced Bread
He's hotter than your brother!
Without him, we'd be dead!

**Only Katie understands this one...**
*Car*