My chiken (sorry i was bored)

When i was a kid
i had a little dog named beer
i had also a bunny
that i used to walk at night

but then one night
the belt broke
and my little bunny
walked right into the hands of god

a crocodile
opened its jaws
and my little bunny
was crushed just like diana\'s car

why did u take my bunny
motherfuker
when you coould take my dog
or my sister

the years passed by
i forgot my bunny
now i have a chiken
that i love

i walk her with a belt
just like my bunny
but one day i got hungry
and i ate her!