One time in the twin inn, my sister nearly 2 years old
was sitting there playing with her nose which seemed
to interest her, and i sat there wondering to myself,
how such a simple minded being could be so interested
in part of the human body. I decided to put hot wheels
in order by color and shape. my sister on the other
hand went to try and walk up the stairs. she failed.
she tried over and over to do it but not once did she
succeed. she would walk up 2 maybe 3 steps and she fell. than 5 and 6 steps and once again, she fell. than 8 to 10 steps and she fell. And finally she got to the step before the last...and she fell. i sat there laughing at her. i decided
after i stopped snickering i would show her how to do
this simple minded trick. so i walked over to the
stairs and waited for her to fall back down, for i
knew she would. nearly 10 seconds had past when she
had tumbled in front of me leaving the stairway to
myself. i began to climb and she sat up on her sh1t
filled diaper. she watched me as i walked up the stairs
like i was the queen of england, which i knew i would
be...someday. i got to the last step, turned to face
her and took a step. once i had accomplished what i
had myself out to do. i stood at the top of the stairs in
triumph. as i look down at her face i think, "silly
fagg1t, d1cks are for chicks"
*this is a true story, maybe not exactly what i was thinking but mainly it is*
