Baby stories...3

I looked at her, she looked at me. we knew what would happen, yet we still couldn't stop
ourselves from doing it again and again. she started crawling toward me. i sat there in my
diaper...waiting for the collision. she picked up speed as i thought to myself. "this baby is
slow." once again she picked up speed and she finally hit me, knocking me over on my back.
she crawled back to where she had started from. i sat up once again, and started my way towards
her. the fright in her eyes made me crawl faster and faster. dumb baby. she had no idea what
was coming to her...until it hit her