Tartare sauce

One day i looked at my sauce
and fell deeply in love
oh mr tartare sauce
u turn me on quicker then a light switch

when u melt in my mouth
my heart does flips
and the way u talk to me
from pile fillet of fish

i see you in my dreams
my dreams about fish
oh baby u turn me on

when i feel u on my lips
i get an erection straight away
in cookin class
i dream of you wishin u were on my fish

ur much better then my ex-tomato sauce
u don't stain my bed as much at nite
when i eat you

and u don't heasitite u squirt out like a fox
and make me itch like a small small children wif the chicken pox

when im sick
i search for you in my vomit and savour every bit
and
when i go to the supermarket ur the first thing that catches my eye

so with last bite
will u marry me tartare sauce
YUMMY

this the love of my life