What Happens When You Fall In Love...

With A chef? (You get buttered up.)

With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

With A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

With A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)

With A trashman? (He dumps you.)

With A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)

With A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

With A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)

With An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

With An artist? (He gives you the brush.)

With A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

*lmao, not mine!* *plz vote and comment*