A zoo keeper was in the zoo when he saw a giraffe crying behind its gate.
the zoo keeper went over to the giraffe and said hey! whats amatter? the giraffe explained how his gf broke up with him and he couldnt go on anymore. the zoo keeper said u know what i do when i feel down i go to the bar and guzzle down a few shots. so he opens the gate and letsthe giraffe out.and they go on down to the bar. when they get to the bar the zoo keeper buys 4 shots of tequila for the giraffe, and then downs 4 shots himself..he slams more money onto the counter of the bar and asks for 4 more each. so now they've both had a few and they're talkin drunk talk and when the bar tender hears why the giraffe is in the bar he gives the giraffe to more shots on the house. all of sudden the giraffe passes out on the floor and the zoo keeper tries to lift him up but the giraffe is waaay 2 heavy so he waddles out of the bar. just as he's about to leave the bartender yells out..HEY YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT LYIN THERE..and the zoo keeper turns around, points to the giraffe and says THATS NOT A LION THATS A GIRAFFE!
