A Blondes revenge

by x..bittersweet..x   Mar 23, 2005


Two blondes were walking down the street when Jenna heard a guy make a comment to her friend Trixy. He said "How do you drown a blonde?" with out a clue she said "how" the ignorant man said "u put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool" he then laughed hysterically as the 2 blonde girls walked hastly to their car thinkin how rude he was and how not all blondes are dumb. later that evening jenna went home and told her husband ralph about the incident. Her husband calmly replied back well hunny it's sad but most blondes are 'a bit off on things' she gave him a face of disgrace and he then began on his way to his friends house and said he'd be back in 2 hours. Jenna thought "i'll show him not all blondes are dumb, by painting each room in the house in 2 hours. So she scurried up some paint and began painting and painting and with each room she grew increasingly hot, up to the point where beads of sweat were bucketing down her face. she was near collapsing when she finally finished the room and then her husband came in and smelled the distinct smell of paint. She then pointed out that she painted all the rooms in the house to show that it could be done by a blonde and that she was not adumb blonde. Her husband looked around the house puzzled and said "alright hunny good job, but why are u wearing ur fur coat? and your ski jacket?' jenna picked up the can of paint and pointed out in the instructions 'it says WORKS BEST WITH TWO COATS ON".

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