There was 3 guys waiting at the gates of heaven. God himself called the first one into his office. he says ok lets make a deal, what was it that u liked the most while u were alive? the first was a little bewildered and said umm i loved to drink give me a pool of whiskey and i'd down that biotch in a second! God pulled at his mustache and said ok, u will be in a room full of whiskey for 100 years..NEXT!, then the second guy walks in..God asks him what he liked most in his life when he was alive, the guy without a beat says THE SEX! i loved the sex, gimme a donkey and i'd screw it..God shivered in disgust and said alright well u will be in a room full of women for 100 years...NEXT! the next guy comes in and God asks him, what did u like most in ur life? the guy was evidently a hippie and after a few moments said the weed, it took me places i've never been, i loved the weed. so God put him in a room full of marijuana for 100years. God signed the forms, got up and showed the 3 men to their rooms.
100 years later, god goes into the first guys room and sees the man drank himself to death. he carries onto the next room and sees the guy in a corner twitching and screaming and had the worst case of herpes and other stds around his mouth after being in a room full of sex and women for 100years straight. God goes to the third guys room and opens the door to find the hippie in the middle of the room with the marijuana still in it. God doesnt quite understand why its all still in the room so he goes in and taps the hippie on the should. God sees that the hippie was rubbin 2 sticks 2gether. God asks, my son u have been in a room full of weed for 100 years and u havent had any? the hippie looks up at the allmighty god and says FOR GOD SAKES DO YOU HAVE A GOD DAMN LIGHT!?
