A man and his newly wed supdermodel wife go on a honeymoon in aspen. They go on a long hike and find themselves to tired to go bac kto their hotel they've been staying at so they decide to get some rest at a nearby hotel and then make their way back to their other hotel before the day was over. The only hotel in the area is a 5 star hotel so they go up to the desk get a room and go to sleep for the next 5 hours. they wake up and plan to hike back to their other hotel. they get to the front desk and the receptionist hands the couple a cheque for $300. the man says wow $300 we didnt even stay the night, we were just resting for 5 hours. the receptionist says well this is a 5 star hotel so to get a room its $300. the man says yeah but we didnt stay at the hotel we were just herefor 5 hours so i'm not gunna pay 300. the receptionist says well sir u were here so its $300 this is a 5star hotel not some cheap normanbates motel. The man asked to meet with the manager. the receptionist agrees and within moments the manager is there. the man explains how him and his wife stayed at the hotel for 5 hours and didnt feel they had to pay a full night stay of $300. the manager says oh well sir this is a 5 star hotel. we have an olympic size swimming pool that you could have used while uwere here. the man says yes but we didnt use the swimming pool we just slept for 5 hours and now we're going to leave. the manager says well we also have a 5 star gym with all the high tech equipment that u could have used when u were here. the man says yes but we didnt use it! we just slept for 5 hours i am not paying 300 i'm sorry but thats ridiculous. the manager says yes sir but we also have a top chef at our restaurant in the lobby. the man is not more then frustrated and yells BUT ME AND MY WIFE DID NOT USE YOUR RESTUARANT! the manager says sir lower your voice please..u may not have used it but it was here... you must pay $300.. the man then says OH FOR FCUK SAKES! GIVE ME A GOD DAMN CHEQUE..the manager quickly gives the man a cheque. the man fills it out and then the couple starts on their way to the door. just as they open the door the manager yells out SIR WAIT SIR!!WAIT SIR!!..THIS CHEQUE IS ONLY FOR $100 YOUR STAY WAS $300!!..the man turns around and says OH YES I DEDUCTED $200 BECAUSE YOU FCUKED MY WIFE..the manager says SIR I DID NOT DO SUCH A THING! the man puts his arm around his supermodel wife and says YOUR RIGHT!,.......BUT SHE WAS HERE...
