Knee deep in Kleenex tissues
And armed with PMS
Clad in ugly sweatpants
And she does a little dance
Her boyfriend says I love you
But we all really know
What the heck is wrong with him?
His lies have come undone
Her hair's a big fat ugly mess
And the sky is blue
School is just plain hell again
And life, it's life as we all know it
It's too short to be truley cool
So hell with the mascara
And embrace the dork in you
(Dedicated to Celi, my Best Friend in the Big, Fat, Ugly Universe)
