Rachel Louise Hanley
She is a gorgeous girl
She’s no where near manly
But dainty with a touch of swirl
She doesn't read books
And she loves to drink coke
She lives with her two sisters
Her Nan and her two folks.
Her favorite flower’s a rose
Well she isn’t really sure
Some people think she’s innocent
But we know she isn’t pure
We all remember her adventure
At Courtney’s birthday bash
Where she threw up on poor lyndon
She really did get smashed.
If you ask her if she were a crayon
What colour would she be?
She’d reply with pink
It’s simple cant you see?
We all know that she loves netball
And we are really all so proud
She does our exercise for us
We don’t have to make a sound.
But we will all cheer loudly
Because it’s her special day
Happy birthday Rachel
Hip-hip hooray!!
