One night while I was at my computer
I little blue fairy said ‘hello’ to me
She told me of the future,
She told me what I would be
She said that I would die
at the age of 55
I thought that I was dreaming
Or I’d been smoking crack
Cause then she got out a knife
And stabbed me in the back
It was a dream after all
I had concussion from a fall
When I woke the very next day
I said to my self
‘I’m never drinking again, NO WAY!’
