Here comes menopause!

Here comes menopause,

Here comes menopause,

Hormones screwing with your brain.

Night sweats and mood swings and Estrogen are

Just plaguing you all day.

Wrinkles coming, nerves are numbing,

Losing all your eyesight.

Stock up on age-defying cream,

'Cause menopause is in sight.

Here comes menopause,

Here comes menopause,

Hormones screwing with your brain.

There's no way make-up can help you now,

Using it is all in vain.

No more kids, you are far too old,

No that is just not right!

Lay in bed, birthdays you now dread,

'Cause menopause is in sight!