Homework

As I sit here on my ass,
thinking, Yes THINKING about my homework I look out my window,
and what should I see at that very moment...?

But only my neighbor walking around their backyard naked...!

But this experience wasn't all to waste, for he was F I N E!

As he walked back inside I turned back to glance at my homework...

I decided it wasn't going to get done by itself,
I would eventually, yes EVENTUALLY have to do it.

I thought and ponded for a while..
Then i got hungry...

As I walked to the fridge i noticed my Knickers were gone off the washing line outside...

Being confused as I was I walked outside to have a closer look,

I got outside only to hear Britney Spears...Hit me baby one more time? WHAT?

It was coming from over the fence so i glanced over,
only to find my once hot, naked neighbor singing and dancing to Britney spears in his backyard in my KNICKERS!

Not wanting my knickers back after that I walked back inside to finish thinking, yes still THINKING about my homework...