What Makes Me Unique

I'm sorry I'm not pretty.
I'm sorry I'm not thin.
I'm sorry for my giant feet
And the paleness of my skin.

I'm sorry that I'm short,
And can't do nothing right.
I'm sorry that I look so dead
Like I hadn't slept all night.

I'm sorry I'm sarcastic,
A bit annoying too.
But please don't be so rude to me,
What are you trying to prove?

I'm sorry that I'm cranky
And that I have split ends.
I'm sorry that I am so weird
And don't have many friends.

I'm sorry I'm forgetful,
And have splotches on my cheeks.
But all this and other things
Are what make me unique.