Bob

I have a friend named Bob
Has in a mob
And likes corn on a cob
He doesn\'t have a job

So he eats corn on a cob
He likes to rob
From his friend Dob
What a bad Bob

Bob is such a snob
I sure do hate bob
Bob is also a slob
Why are you a slob bob?

Bob why must you sob
For a snob named dob
Bob has a knob
His name is Lob

He likes his friend Lob
Bob has his own fob
What a weird fob has Bob
Bob really needs a job

If he doesn\'t get he\'ll have to rob
Bob always does sob
For his old friend Dob
Who was in a mob

He died from his friend Doorknob
Who hated Bob
Because he was a snob
And liked corn on a cob

And killed his friend Gob
Poor Bob
Why does everyone hate Bob?
Maybe it’s because he’s a doorknob
*hehe I made this with my friend...it was fun!!! Isn’t it… what’s the word? FUNNY AND RETARDED!!??!!*