Downvoters

by Kaitlin Kristina   Apr 7, 2005


Downvoters,
Downvoters,
Downvoters,
SUCK.
They stink so bad, they make me want to up
CHUCK.
Going around randomly, like
DUCK, DUCK, DUCK,
They pick their goose…
Just my damn
LUCK.

Downvoters,
Downvoters,
Downvoters,
GALORE,
They run around like they are F*ing
FOUR,
Voting ones is what they
ADORE.
Immature brats, I cant take it no
MORE!
Don’t say the wrong thing, or they’ll be at your
DOOR.

They don’t leave a comment,
They’re the jealous kind.
They have an F*ing one track mind.
One track, like they only know one number.
One, the other four are left to slumber.

Don’t dare leave a comment,
That may be offensive.
No matter how constructive,
They may get defensive.

Don’t insult the wrong person,
On the boards.
The ones will start comin’,
By the hoards.

Downvoters,
Downvoters,
Downvoters,
SUCK.
We should round them all up, in a big F*ing
TRUCK.
Drive them to a cliff, way, way,
UP,
Push them off so they get
STUCK,
At the bottom of a ravine, and have to crawl through the
MUCK,
To be found and eaten by the
DUCKS.
We don’t want those downvoter
SCHMUCKS,
To get rid of them, we’d even pay big
BUCKS.

Downvotes
Downvotes
Downvotes
SUCK.

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  • 13 years ago

    by nouriguess

    Lol hahahahhahhaa omg
    kate :) every good poem MUST be downvoted, they are bunch of jealous people dont give it a damn hahaha i loved the poem it was funnnnyyy hahahahah

  • 18 years ago

    by LadyPearl

    Absolutely agree

  • 19 years ago

    by FTS Miles

    Bravo! Though regrettably this means that you've been hit by the 1-sayers as well. Such a happy thing, eh?

    Regardless, extremely cute poem in a wonderfully angry manner. :)

  • 19 years ago

    by Kaitlin Kristina

    This wasnt meant to be my best work or anything profound... just a little sidepiece for the collection ;)

    It's a joke, I wrote it after reading about how frustrated people were with the situation, and it's even funnier that it GOT downvoted, lol.

  • 19 years ago

    by Michael D Nalley

    some people would sh..t on a Rembrant painting now wouldn;t they

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