Pengi the Penguin

by natasha   Apr 9, 2005


There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
He had no bathroom and really had to pee
He look to the left and he looked to the right,
AND LO! Down yonder, a port-a-john in sight
Now all he needed was a way to get down
Below walking was a wandering circus clown
He called out for help, doing the potty dance
But the clown kept walk, not sparing a glance
Just as Pengi was about to give up hope,
When overhead flew a helicopter with a dangling rope
They rescued pengi and he ran to the loo
Five minutes later he was back with a mountain dew
He was back stuck in the tree,
He didn't learn is lesson and he again had to pee.

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  • 19 years ago

    by JLT

    Awwww.... Poor Pengi:'( It's so cute!!! I LOVE PENGUINS! I LOVE THIS POEM! I LOVE IT! IT'S AWESOME! YAY! PENGUINS KICK MAJOR ELEPHANT @$$ AND YOU BEST RESPECT THEM CUZ THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLDDDDDDDDDD :D *huggles*

    ~Jessica
    O.o !pEnGuIn_LoVe_BiOtCh! o.O

  • 19 years ago

    by Georgi

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 19 years ago

    by Georgi

    hahahahahahahhahahahaha soooo good!!!!! ahahahahahhahahaha keep reading it sooooooo funny hahahahahahha ur totally added to my favs!!!!!! ahhahahahaha

  • 19 years ago

    by Georgi

    OH MY GOD! CLASSIC!!!!! BRILLIANT! AMAZING!!! LOVED IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAH IM P*SSING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! XX

  • 19 years ago

    by natasha

    funny for anyone with a child inside them(not prgnant, lol) not just the kids! :)

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