The pretty beam, it missed

God, I don't mean to correct you
but I have one short list
you meant to make me pretty
the thing was, you missed

so I'm letting you fix it
I'm giving you a chance
I know your very busy
but please just take a glance

first my nose is way to big
and my ears are way to small
when I wear my hair down
it's as if I have no ears at all!

my teeth are terribly crooked
the stick out everywhere
the orthodontist wouldn't take me
come on now. is that fair?

my hair is limp and mousy brown
my nails are much to thin
my stomach hangs out over my pants
this is just to begin

so god can you please fix this?
like I know you meant to do
oh and while your at
could you throw in a new car too?