Oh you will Never find someone
Quite so good at this as me.
I am the king
No the emperor
No, no, no, the GOD
of pretending it's all OK.
I've figured out,
after years of careful study,
How exactly to be The Perfect Guy.
2 cups of sensitivity
1 pint of macho protectiveness
A gallon of good humor
A sprinkling of seriousness
And a heaping helping of good looks.
So I gathered all the ingredients,
Mixed them up,
cooked them just right,
and Voila!
All of a sudden I'm sexier than Tom Cruise!
Except it didn't work out that way
Because I can't change the fact
That deep down I'm just me
And that's not good enough for you.
