Crappy Poet, Crappy Poem

I am just a trying poet
Trying to write my thoughts
I write with a dead inspiration
About love, chicken and snot

I love chicken because it makes my day
I hate snot because annoys me in my nap
And also I would just like to say…
…Oh my God my writing is CRAP

As you all can probably see
I have completely lost my touch
If you read my earlier work
You’ll see they don’t suck as much

This is really pissing me off
To be braindead while I write
…Oh wait, I AM the braindead poet
So maybe this poem is alright

…Hehehe…
…This poem is alright….
…Hehe… yeah…
…I can do this all night…

Okay, enough of this poem
The random and stupidity clash
Please forget what you’ve read
And put this poem in the trash