Crappy Poet, Crappy Poem

by Allen   Apr 20, 2005


I am just a trying poet
Trying to write my thoughts
I write with a dead inspiration
About love, chicken and snot

I love chicken because it makes my day
I hate snot because annoys me in my nap
And also I would just like to say…
…Oh my God my writing is CRAP

As you all can probably see
I have completely lost my touch
If you read my earlier work
You’ll see they don’t suck as much

This is really pissing me off
To be braindead while I write
…Oh wait, I AM the braindead poet
So maybe this poem is alright

…Hehehe…
…This poem is alright….
…Hehe… yeah…
…I can do this all night…

Okay, enough of this poem
The random and stupidity clash
Please forget what you’ve read
And put this poem in the trash

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  • 17 years ago

    by JustKristina

    Haha!!! omg i loved it!! i think the rhyming and randomess fit this poem very well.. it was so great! i loved ur frustration in it that turned in to humor and then back to fustration and humor.. it was really great! haha keep it up!!!!! :o]

  • 18 years ago

    by SammiBABY

    Its kind of funny, though you are not a crappy poet! nice!!!

    sammi xxx

  • 19 years ago

    by juss an allycat

    aww allen, i can sense somw frustration but its such a cute poem!!

  • 19 years ago

    by Angie

    actually it wasn't so bad at all..... good job

    smiles, hugs and love, angela

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