Comments : Two tom cats

  • 3 years ago

    by Peter May

    I like this as it was when I was a little bit and I still like it now.

  • 3 years ago

    by Yriaf Wons


    Not last night but the night before,
    two tom cats came knocking at my door.
    I ran downstairs to let them in,
    they knocked me down with a rolling pin .
    The rolling pin was made of glass,
    They knocked me down and cut my ass.
    I went outside to get some coal
    and a bloody great rat
    ran up my hole.
    As versed by my grandmother in the fifties.

  • 2 years ago

    by Steve Tucker

    My gran sang this version to me in the early 70's
    Not last night but the night before
    Two Tom cat's came knocking at my door
    I went downstairs to let them in
    They knocked me down with a rolling pin
    The rolling pin was made of glass
    They picked me up and smacked my ass.

    So I went upstairs to go to bed
    But I fell over the piss pot
    Arse over head
    I went downstairs to dry my frock
    But I fell in the fire and burnt my cock.

    We are from Devon

  • 1 month ago

    by GrazzaD

    My grandma's version was:
    The rolling pin was made of brass
    I turned them up and smacked their - ask your mother for sixpence