Woof! Woof!

by Misstress   Apr 27, 2005


Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
In dirty, dusty places I like to play,
And on one expects me to take a bath every day.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
I got ticks and lies hanging around my feet
If it itches, no problem dear…I can scratch it!

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
There’s no such thing as bad food,
I eat whatever I like, everything is yummy and good.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
I don’t need to go to a movie house,
A rawhide bone can entertain me for hours.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
If I grew hair on weird places,
No one cares, No one notices.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
I can lie around all day and night,
Without getting fired…right?

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
I don’t get in trouble when taking a nap,
Especially in a beautiful stranger’s lap.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
I'm always excited to see the same people,
Whether they like me or not, I don’t care a little.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
If I have a big feet,
It is considered as an asset.

Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog
Yeah….I know I know you got it fast!
A puppy love for me can last...

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Ian

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  • 19 years ago

    by Robert

    Very Entertaining!!! I liked it but you could have done this in a more dramtic way. Read Owl and In-laws tell me what you think ok

  • 19 years ago

    by noworries2

    Nice, this is kinda funny. GREAT!!! lol. keep writing!

  • 19 years ago

    by glenda

    yeah ur ryt!! hehehe
    ur new poem is really funny yet its still well done!!! congrats!!!