I farted

I farted today yesterday and the day before man now my butt is sore i tried to crap and make it end but i stayed in the bathroom thinking "when will this end!!!" i fated at the movies everybody started to laugh i tried to not ruin the movie but then came in the staff they took me out of the movie called my parents for them to come pick me up when they walked in i said "wassup?" they dragged me out by my ear so hard now i can barely hear. when i got home we started to fight i said "so what? i have my right!" next thing you knew i was grounded and in my room why cant i have a butt like orlando bloom? so heres the end now i'll stop but just remember when you fart just go to the bathroom and let it plop.