The muffin story

Once upon a time, there was a house
in the house was a kitchen
ruled by a mouse,
this mouse was b**chen

this mouse had made some muffins
the muffins were placed in an oven to bake
meanwhile the mouse was making blankets for fluffin
and the muffins were taking a nap while in the make

well one of the muffins woke
and said, "oh my god, were in an oven!"
while the other replied, "holy sh*t, a muffin that spoke!"
and before they knew it, they were set on a plate for some tummy lovin

this poem might be gay, but i thought it was funny. lol. plez vote and comment