Toothache

I sit here in this chair, chatting on line
When i get this pain in my tooth, saying it is not fine
so i go and get some aspirin for the ache
but 30 minutes crawl by, as i eat a bunch of cake
so I go and get some orajel to see if it would help
but the pain still persisted, hard pain, causing me to whelp
so I get up and get some chloroseptic, and spray at least 6 times
my tooth is still hurting, but not as bad, so I decided to write a poem bout it, and make it rhyme
now it happens that I shall spray more chloroseptic and go to sleep
so then I wont hurt, or begin to weep
so this is how my toothache story ends
dead asleep, in my bed, waiting as my toothache mends.