Superman flew on invisible strings
When I thought he had invisible wings
Spiderman stuck to any up-side-down wall
When I thought he could really stick and crawl
Batman saved actresses and actors
When I thought he had all the answers
They were just my so-called hero’s
But really their just fakes and homos
Who can play bows and arrows
And pose for flashy photos
The real hero’s are the ones that go unseen
Those who do good just as a routine
They’re never selfish or mean
My real hero’s aren’t on the wide screen