I've Never

I’ve never felt true love
I’ve never felt true hate
I’ve never smoked a cigarette
I’ve never smoked pot
I’ve never passed out drunk
I’ve never had sex
I’ve never had a job
I’ve never owned a car
I’ve never been in a fist fight
I’ve never had a black eye
I’ve never been to Hooters
I’ve never cussed at my parents
I’ve never snuck out
I’ve never gotten a ticket
I haven’t done so much yet
So how did I ever think
That my life was complete?