The Things I Would Do

I'd scream out in public
And drop to my knees,
If I thought that you
Would hear my pleas.

I'd bomb the moon
And steal a star,
If you'd come back
And conceal my scar.

I'd glue myself to a billboard,
Or jump out of a plane,
If it would make you realize
I'm going insane.

I'd give up my Squishy,
Go see Brady and fart,
If you'd come back
And mend my broken heart.

I'd write this poem on the white house,
In letters big and blue,
If only I could just
Be friends with you.

I'd cover myself with honey,
And get in a cage with a bear,
If it would make you promise,
To always be there.

I'd b i t c h slap the president
And tackle the pope,
If you would just give me
An ounce of hope.

I'd shave my head bald
And paint myself black.
I'd do anything to get
Our friendship back.

*~Lol another poem I wrote to Mallory when we were fighting. Only she would understand some of it though. Please rate and comment. Love ya!~*