Just plain weird

*~*Today I got a penis in my butt, but in reality someone elbowed me in the head!*~* Yesterday i cought a ball with my left boob usually i catch them with my good boob, the ball also hit my hand, it hurt my fingernail! in reality i would have cought the ball with my left hand and the ball would have hit me in the boob and it hurt my nipple*~* do you understand? *~*In my friends and my head our penis is our elbows, boobs are our hands and our hands are our boobs, can you guess what fingernails are? *~*pretty messed up right*~*