One Foot Shlong

I was waiting for you to call
While laying on my bed
Thinking of what you told me
All of the thoughts running through my head

You telling me how you want it
And how your one foot long
How you want to do me night and day
With your one great big sh****

How you would make me hurt
Inside and out
Make me shake and shiver
While hearing me scream and shout

I'm getting all hot and heavy
And i know that hes the one
I'm going to tell him that I'm ready
And i can't wait to have some fun

I finally got his call
I told him hes in luck
Told him to come on over
Because I'm ready to have a good ****

10 minutes later
He shows up at my door
Taking him to my room
Then throwing off my clothes on to the floor

Now walking to my man
Thinking wow my guy is fly
Unzipping his pants and there it was
And all i could say was oh my

But to my surprise
I look and see
That my guy was lying
He has a little pee pee

What the hell is this
Why did he lie
That not one foot
Thats only standing 4 inches high

I stood right up quick
Said you think i wouldn't know
One foot from 4 inches
It really does show

Now listen to me good
Put that little thing away
It ain't with the time
Maybe when you grow we can try another day

So out my house he went
Head hanging low
Sorry it didn't work out
But i need a real pro

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