To The Fart (really funny)

At times it is silent, at times it is not
At times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot
When you'd like it to happen it just won't come out
It hides and it waits 'til you're out and about
The evil ones reak and embarrass us
They laugh as they trail us wherever we go
I know it's a function we can't live without
But on a first date must they really come out?
Men light them on fire- It amuses them so
Women fight to be quiet so no one will know
I can't figure out why after eating good food
The smell that results could kill many a dude
So here's to the fart our warm smelly friend
You begin in my tummy and come out my rear end!!!!!!