Jimmy Crack Corn

by Robin Dan Persie   May 10, 2005


I cant tell the difference
between he or she
who did she love more him or me
so what am i left to do
to kiss her or you
18 yrs of my life
i married my 3rd wife
Jimmy Crack Corn

Jimmy crack corn
gave me some hay
jimmy crack corn
bought it from E-Bay
jimmy crack corn
was well into porn
thats jimmy crack corn

after my 3rd love went
i discovered i turned bent
and then i had my first kid
put him on auction bid
he turned out to be a rockstar
gonna buy me a slick fast car
he found out i was gay
and said"daddy i dont like you that way"
thats Jimmy Crack Corn

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