Cristian Schools

One day a girl was sitting in class when she fell asleep, well when it was her turn to answer a question a boy behind her woke her up by poking her in the butt with a needle.

"Who created the heaven and the earth?", asked the teacher.
The boy poked her in the butt.
"God Almighty!", she hollered.

"Who was God's one and only son?", asked the teacher.
The boy poked her in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!", she hollered.

"What did Mary say after she had her 29th child?", asked the teacher.
The boy poked her in the butt.
"Stick that thing in my ass one more time and I'll break it in half!", she answered.