Queefs

Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim.
You might loose one in a church,
While rising from a humble perch.
One might escape in a bar,
Or while you’re riding in a car.
And when your man least expects,
You’ll slip one by while having sex.
Queefs won’t tear your world apart,
Come on ladies, it’s just a fart.