The Absolutely Pointless Poem

Smishy-smashy, gooey gloppy,
Slippery wetness, apple-goodness,
Mash the apples,
Add some sauce.
Kick it up and drive with NOS.
Smack a giraffe kick a baboon,
Don’t cut your nose with a spoon.
Eat the moon and it will grow,
Pee in a cup and watch it snow.
Pet the fish and and hook a dog,
Drive a monkey through some fog.
Write a poem, I don’t care.
Stick it in your underwear.