The rat named matt rap

This poem is not really a poem.
I made up 2 minutes ago and it is totally stupid. so here it goes.

the rat named Matt rap

I used to like a guy
his name was Matt
and he was a rat
there is a lot of truth to that
and because i was fat
he could not like me back
so I went home and there i sat
thinking how could i like a rat named Matt

it is so stupid that it is funny