A funny little creature

A funny little creature came and talked to me today
No matter how much I jumped upon it, it would not go away
It was green with yellow spots had horns which were red
It had a handbag filled with frogs balanced on its head

This funny little creature, skipped around my house
Shrunk into a bin and stayed as quiet as a mouse
Ate all of the rubbish, devoured it with power
When I opened the bin up, all I could see were flowers

It ran into the kitchen, its feet turned into cheese
And a box of marzipan chocolates fell out when it sneezed
We ate the chocolates together, and it flew around the room
Turned into an elephant while eating a brown spoon

This funny little creature, smashed a window with its tongue
As it bounced on its head in circles, turned into a gun
It turned around to face me, the barrel in my brain
Shot me with a purple bullet, I never lived again