Depressing Rain (joke)

The rain outside
So depressing and dim
There's nothing to do
You can't even whim

You can't go outside
You can catch a cold
If you do go out
You truly aren't bold

Inside with heat
With soup in a spoon
The heat outside isn't great
Even at noon

The rain being depressing
The sun is forever gone
Tomorrow is another day
For now use some crayons

This poem was made
To be a big joke
If this rain was for real
I might as well choke