My Sports Car

My sports car
Is a nice off red
It needs a little fixin'
I think the engines dead

My sports car
Is not the John Deere to others as it is to me
Because its not really a John Deere
Its just a piece of S-H-I-T

My sports car
Is good when the temperatures just right
With no top
It'll go for ya all night

My sports car
Is quite the attractor
I got people from all over
Telling me I'm sexy on my tractor

My sports car
Isn't a sports car at all
Well it ain't nothing, but my lawn mower
That loves the grass when its tall