All you hear today

It seems today that all you hear today is "Is Brittney pregnant? What will Bam do next? Is the Holocaust coming? Is Bush really a woman?" It runs through my mind, and thus I say, "WHO CARES ABOUT BRITTNEY??? WHAT'S A HOLOCAUST??? OF COURSE BUSH IS A WOMAN, THE PRESS SHOULD KNOW!!!" It's leading me into hysteria, yeah, Green Day, Idiot America. It all ties together, like Donald Trump and Paris Hilton, rich and living the good life, why can't they be fired? Where's those good old values that we could trust, but now, TV and AIM is a must. Screw homework, the kids all say, besides, its Simple Life 2 fest all day! It's a world being taken over by Paris Hilton, that's what I say. Hell no that ain't hot! Go jump in a boiling pot! Stupid snobby rich people, Kelly Clarkson and Clay Aiken, now that's something to see. Can you stop the madness? Why not ask someone on Ripley's Believe it or Not?? after all, it's now "in" to smoke pot.