I shave my legs i sit to pee
i can justify any shopping spree
i don't go to a Barber but a beauty salon
i can get a massage without a hard on
i can balance the checkbook and pump my own gas
i can talk to my friends about the size of my butt
my beauty is a master piece and yes it takes long but atleast i can admit to others when i am wrong
i don't drive in circles at any cost and i don't have a problem admitting i am lost
i never forget an important date and you'll just have to deal I'm usually late
don't watch movies with lots of gore and i don't need instant replay to remember the score
i won't lose my hair and won't get jock itch
and just because I'm assertive don't call me a ...
don't say to your friends
"oh yeah i can get her"
in your dreams dear i can do better
flowers are OK but jewelry is the best
look at my idiot and not at my chest
i don't have a problem expressing my feelings
i know when you lie you look at the ceiling
don't call me a girl babe or chick
i am a woman get it?!?
