People think hes small and fat,
But I don’t believe a word of that
I think hes thin and a 6 Pac chest,
To fit in-between the chimney breasts,
I also think hes a self centered gerk,
Sits on his rear end and makes the elves do the work,
So Santa all I want for my present this year,
Is for you too shape up and get your ass in gear!
